GREENWOOD COUNTRY GIFTWARE
COLLECTION OF SAYINGS
PAGE ONE: A - I

AGE  SAYINGS
 
"WHEN YOUR OVER THE HILL YOU START TO PICK UP SPEED."

"AGE IS A MATTER OF MIND...  IF YOU DON'T MIND IT DOESN'T MATTER."

"MY TEETH MAY BE FALSE... BUT I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH."

"THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS."

"ON NO! MORE CROWS FEET."  
 
 
 
ANGEL  SAYINGS

ANGELS LIGHT THE WAY.

"ANGELS WELCOME HERE."

"A GUARDIAN ANGEL TO LOOK OVER ME."

"ANGEL'S FROM ABOVE ARE ALWAYS WELCOME."

"GOD IS OUR LIGHT FROM HIGH ABOVE, ANGELS HE SENDS TO GUIDE US WITH LOVE."  
 
  
 
APPLE SAYINGS

"APPLE PIE"

"AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DR. AWAY."

"APPLES (5 CENTS)"  
 
 
AUNT  SAYINGS

"NOT JUST AN AUNT, MY SECOND MOM."  
 
 
 
BABY  SAYINGS

"BABIES ARE FOR HUGGING AND KISSING."

"KNOCK SOFTLY....BABY SLEEPING"

"SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE."

"BABIES ALLOW US TO BE CHILDREN AGAIN."

"BABY SLEEPING, HUSH NOW HUSH"  
 
 
 
BATHROOM  SAYINGS

"PLEASE FLUSH"

"HOT BATH 5 CENTS"

"BATH IS FREE.... SOAP EXTRA."  
 
 
 
BEAR  SAYINGS

"LIFE IS BEARABLE ... WHEN YOU TAKE THE TIME TO SMILE."

"LIFE IS BEARABLE... WHEN YOU CAN SEE THE HUMOR IN IT AND LAUGH."

"AN OLD BEAR LIVES HERE."  
 
 
 
BEE  SAYINGS

"BEE KIND TO EACH OTHER."  
 
 
 
BIRD  SAYINGS

"WHEN IN DOUBT DEVELOP AN ALTITUDE."  
 
"ALTITUDE IS EVERYTHING"

"A GOOD ATTITUDE DETERMINES A GREAT ALTITUDE.  
 
 
 
BLESSING  SAYINGS

"COUNT YOUR MANY BLESSINGS"

"MAGNIFY YOUR BLESSINGS NOT YOUR TROUBLES."  
 
 
 
BUNNY  SAYINGS

THERE'S 'NOBUNNY ' QUITE AS SPECIAL AS YOU!  

SOMEBUNNY SPECIAL LIVES HERE
 
 
 
CAT  SAYINGS

"THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR BUT -FUR- ITSELF."

"ONE CAN NEVER HAVE TO MANY CATS!"

"CATS ARE CATS AND THAT'S THAT."

"MANY PEOPLE OWN CATS AND GO ONTO TO LEAD NORMAL LIVES."

"DANGER... ATTACK CAT ON DUTY."

"A SPOILED CAT LIVES HERE."  
 
 
 
CHICKEN  SAYINGS

"BEWARE: ATTACK CHICK ON DUTY"

"SPRING CHICKEN"

"WHERE ARE THE NUGGETS ON A CHICKEN ANYWAY?"

"LORD GIVE ME THE PATIENCE TO CALM MY RUFFLED FEATHERS."

"A CUTE CHICK LIVES HERE"  
 
 
 
CHILDREN  SAYINGS

"OUR HOME WOULD BE AN EMPTY HOUSE; OUR LIVES IN COMPLETE...I KNOW WITHOUT THIS LITTLE BOY SO TRYING YET SO SWEET."

"CHILDREN HAVE MORE NEED OF MODELS THAN CRITICS."

"IT'S EASY FOR PARENTS TO HEAR THEMSELVES TALK... ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LISTEN TO OUR CHILDREN."

"GIVE YOUR CHILDREN ROOTS TO GROW AND WINGS TO FLY."

"A PARENT LEARNS HOW LITTLE THEY KNOW, WHEN THEIR CHILD STARTS TO ASK WHY."

"DADDY'S LITTLE ANGEL ..... I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH  
 
 
 
CHOCOLATE  SAYINGS

"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE."  
 
 
 
CHRISTMAS  SAYINGS

"COUNTRY CHRISTMAS.....COUNTRY NOEL....."

"CHRISTMAS IS LOVE"

"I BELIEVE"  
 
 
 
CLEANING  SAYINGS

"I'M CREATIVE. YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO BE NEAT TOO."

"FOUR-LETTER DIRTY WORDS: WASH, COOK, IRON, DUST."

"I HATE FOUR-LETTER WORDS: WASH, COOK, IRON, DUST."  
 
"HOUSEWORK DONE PROPERLY CAN KILL YOU!"

"DULL WOMEN HAVE IMMACULATE HOMES!"

"I CLEAN HOUSE EVERY OTHER DAY... THIS IS THE OTHER DAY!"

"ROOM AND BOARD", "HELP WANTED."

"RING BELL FOR MAID SERVICE... IF NO ANSWER DO I YOURSELF."

"YOU CAN TOUCH MY DUST ... BUT DON'T WRITE IN IT"

"HOUSEWORK CAN KILL YOU."

"BLESSED ARE THEY WHO CLEAN UP!"

"THIS HOUSE PROTECTED BY KILLER DUST BALLS."

"IF YOU'RE COMING TO SEE MY HOUSE MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.... IF YOU'RE COMING TO SEE ME COME ANYTIME."

"MOM WELCOMES VOLUNTEERS"

"THIS MESS IS A PLACE."  
 
 
 
COW  SAYINGS

"COWN'T YOUR MANY BLESSINGS.",

"ALL I HAVE I OWE TO UDDERS."

"ENJOY OUR DAIRY AIR."

"BE CONTENT"

"MOO EY CHRISTMAS"

"MOO EY  WELCOME"

"UDDER HAPPINESS"  
 
 

CROW  SAYINGS

"TWO OLD CROWS LIVE HERE"  
 
 
 
 
DAD  SAYINGS

IT TAKES SOMEONE SPECIAL TO BE A DADDY.  
 
 
 
 
DAUGHTER  SAYINGS

"YOU'VE BEEN BLESSED FROM THE START ... I LOVE YOU DAUGHTER WITH ALL MY HEART."  
 
 
 
DIET  SAYINGS

"SECONDS COUNT... ESPECIALLY WHEN DIETING."

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOUR TO CLOSE TO THE FRIDGE."

"I'M ON A 30 DAY DIET AND THE ONLY THING I'VE LOST IS 18 DAYS."

"WHY DOES IT TAKE HALF THE TIME TO GAIN 20 POUNDS THEN TO LOOSE 10 POUNDS?"

"ALL I WANT IS PEACE ON EARTH, AND THIN THIGHS"  
 
 
 
DOG  SAYINGS

"THIS HOUSE OWNED BY... OUR DOG!"

"ONE CAN NEVER HAVE TO MANY DOGS!"  
 
 
 
EGG  SAYINGS

"EGG...CEPTIONAL"

"EGG..STRA SPECIAL"

"....YOU'RE GRADE A"  
 
 
 
FAMILY  SAYINGS

"FAMILIES ARE FOREVER."

"BETWEEN EACH DAWN AND SETTING SUN, SET ASIDE SOME TIME FOR FAMILY FUN."  
 
 
 
FARM  SAYINGS

"FARMING CAN MAKE YOU RICH ... IF THEY FIND OIL ON YOUR PROPERTY."

"FARMERS NEVER DIE ... THEY JUST GO TO SEED."

"FARMING IS EARLY TO RISE AND DON'T STOP TILL SUNSET."  
 
 
 
 
FRIEND  SAYINGS

"FRIENDS LIKE YOU ARE PRECIOUS FEW!"

"FRIENDS HANG OUT TOGETHER."

"BACK DOOR FRIENDS ARE THE BEST."

"EVERYTHING IS NICER... WHEN SHARED WITH A FRIEND."

"THE ROAD TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE IS NEVER LONG!"

"YOUR ARE THE KIND OF FRIEND I WOULD LIKE TO BE."

"FRIENDSHIP IS A FRAGILE FLOWER THAT SELDOM BLOOMS ON EARTH, TIS ONLY NOURISHED BY THE FEW WHO REALIZE IT'S WORTH."

"OF ALL THE GIFTS BOTH GREAT AND SMALL FRIENDSHIP IS THE BEST OF ALL."

"REAL FRIENDSHIP.... WHAT I CANNOT LOVE, I OVERLOOK."

"WE NEED TWO KINDS OF FRIENDS... ONE TO COMPLAIN TO, WHILE WE BOAST TO THE OTHERS." LOGAN SMITH  
 
 
 
GARDEN  SAYINGS

"OLD GARDENERS NEVER DIE THEY JUST LOOSE THEIR BLOOMERS."

"DON'T HURRY, DON'T WORRY, THUMB THINGS ARE WORTH THE WAIT"

"OUR VEGETABLES ARE.... FRESH"

"WELCOME TO OUR GARDEN OF WEEDIN."

"WEED IT AND REAP"

"GARDENING IS A LABOR OF LOVE."

"IT WON'T HELP YOUR OWN CROP ... TO SIT ON THE FENCE AND COUNT YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WEEDS."

"ALL THE FLOWERS OF TOMORROW.. ARE IN THE SEEDS OF TODAY."

"TO THE GARDEN OF WEEDIN'"

"GARDEN OF EATIN'"

"THE ONLY THING I GROW IN MY GARDEN IS TIRED."

"NO WEEDS ALLOWED."

"NO BUNNIES ALLOWED."

"THE WAY TO PERFECTION....      WEEDING OUT ONE VICE FROM OURSELVES."

"GARDEN FOREVER ... HOUSEWORK WHEN EVER."  
 
 
 
GOLF  SAYINGS

"OLD GOLFERS NEVER DIE THEY JUST LOOSE THEIR DRIVE."

"IF WE'RE NOT HOME WE'RE GOLFING."

"LIFE IS A GAME, BUT GOLF IS SERIOUS."

"A BAD DAY FISHING IS BETTER THEN A GOOD DAYS WORK"

"GOLFERS DO IT RAIN OR SHINE"

"GOLF IS A BALL NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT."

"BORN TO GOLF... FORCED TO WORK."

"I LIVE FOR GOLF....  I WORK FOR MONEY."  
 
 
 
GRADUATION  SAYINGS

"THE TASSEL IS WORTH THE HASSLE."

"I FINALLY MADE IT! CLASS OF..."

MAY YOU ALWAYS FULFILL EVERY DREAM IN YOUR HEART AND REACH EVERY GOAL YOU PURSUE.  
 
 
 
GRANDPARENTS  SAYINGS

"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE GRANDMA'S AND GRANDPA'S HOUSE."

"JUST WHEN A WOMAN THINKS HER WORK IS DONE... SHE BECOMES A  GRANDMA."

"WHEN PARENTS HAVE COMPLETED THEIR APPRENTICESHIP.... THEY BECOME GRANDPARENTS"

"GRANDPA'S KITCHEN     KIDS EAT FREE"

"GRANDMA'S ARE FOR HUGS AND BEDTIME STORIES."

"IF MOM SAYS NO...DIAL 1-800 GRANDMA."

"THERE'S NO FRIEND LIKE MY GRANDPA  AND NO GRANDPA QUITE LIKE YOU."

"T.G.I.F. THIS GRANDPA IS FANTASTIC"

"GRANDPARENTS DOUBLE OUR JOY!"  
 
 
  
HAPPINESS  SAYINGS

"HAPPINESS IS HOMEMADE."

"HAPPINESS IS...WHEN YOU WAKE UP EACH MORNING WITH A SMILE."

"TO KEEP HAPPINESS YOU NEED TO SHARE IT."

"HAPPINESS IS LIKE JAM... YOU CAN'T SPREAD IT AROUND WITHOUT GETTING SOME ON YOURSELF."

"BE HAPPY."  
 
 
 
HOCKEY  SAYINGS

"LIFE IS A GAME, BUT HOCKEY IS SERIOUS."

"I LIVE FOR HOCKEY.... I WORK FOR MONEY."  
 
 
 
HOME  SAYINGS

HOME SWEET HOME

"SO THIS ISN'T HOME SWEET HOME... ADJUST!"

"BLESS THIS HOME."

"OUR LIVES ARE MADE OF SIMPLE JOYS"

"LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT"

"HOME... IT'S THE PLACE WE'RE TREATED BEST AND GRUMBLE THE MOST."

"HOME IS NOT GIVEN, BUT MADE."

"HUGS GIVEN HERE"  
 
 
 
HUNTING  SAYINGS

"HUNTING SEASON IS NOW :CLOSED  --- OPEN"

HUNTING: THE SPORT OF LOOSING YOURSELF IN THE WOODS FOR A BUCK
 
 
 
IRISH  SAYINGS

"KISS ME, I'M IRISH."

"WHEN YOU'RE IRISH IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE."

"BLARNEY SPOKEN HERE."