GREENWOOD COUNTRY GIFTWARE
COLLECTION OF SAYINGS
PAGE TWO:  K - W

KITCHEN  SAYINGS
  
  "KITCHEN CLOSED"

"TODAY MENU: TAKE IT  OR LEAVE IT."

"KITCHEN  CLOSED  OPEN"

"KISS THE COOK"

"THIS KITCHEN IS CLOSED BECAUSE OF ILLNESS.... I'M SICK OF COOKING"

"SKINNY COOKS CAN'T BE TRUSTED"

"I LOVE TO HEAR THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS... LET'S EAT OUT."

  
 
LAUNDRY SAYINGS
 
"EVERY DAY IS WASH DAY"  
 

 
LIFE SAYINGS
 
"REALITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO LACK IMAGINATION."

"REAL LIFE ISN'T LIKE THIS."

"ASSUME NOTHING"

"HE WHO PRIZES LITTLE THINGS IS WORTHY OF GREATER ONES."

"IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER ANYTHING"

"THE HUMAN MIND SHOULD BE LIKE A GOOD HOTEL...OPEN THE YEAR ROUND."

"IF NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE YOU'VE SEEN ... YOU NOT LIVING IN A SMALL TOWN."

"KEEP YOUR WORDS SOFT AND SWEET ..   YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MAY HAVE TO EAT THEM."

"ANGER IS THE WIND THAT BLOWS OUT THE LAMP OF THE MIND."

"DISAGREE... BUT DO IT WITHOUT BEING DISAGREEABLE."

"YOU CAN FIND THE WORLD'S SHORTEST SERMON ON A THOUSAND TRAFFIC SIGNS... 'KEEP RIGHT'."

"ABOUT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO BOTH SIDES OF AN ARGUMENT ARE THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS."

"CULTIVATE GOOD HABITS THE BAD ONES GROW WILD."

"NEVER LIFT YOUR VOICE EXCEPT IN CASE OF FIRE."

"A WISE MAN CHANGES HIS MIND, A FOOL NEVER DOES."

"UNLESS WE STAND FOR SOMETHING, WE WILL USUALLY FALL FOR ALMOST ANYTHING."

"THOSE WHO TELL WHITE LIES SOON BECOME COLOR BLIND."

"MOST OF THE THINGS WE PUT OFF TILL TOMORROW SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE YESTERDAY."

"SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SCALE THE MOUNTAIN TO SEE THE VIEW."

"IF YOU MEET SOMEONE WHO CAN'T SMILE , THEN GIVE HIM ONE OF YOURS"

"ONE WALKS OVER THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN ONE STEP AT A TIME."

"KIND WORDS ARE SHORT TO SPEAK, BUT THEIR ECHOES ARE ENDLESS."

"EVERYTHING COMES TO HIM WHO HUSTLES WHILE HE WAITS."

"THE BEST HELPING HAND IS AT THE END OF YOUR OWN ARM."

"THE BEST 'ANGLE' TO APPROACH A PROBLEM IS A 'TRY' ANGLE."

"AN OBSTACLE IS SOMETHING YOU SEE WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE GOAL."

"ONE NEEDS TO STAND UP TO BE SEEN, SPEAK TO BE HEARD, AND QUIET TO BE APPRECIATED."

"'TACT' THE ABILITY TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO."

"NO ONES A FAILURE WITHOUT THEIR OWN CONSENT."

"IT'S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT... BUT MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE."

"NORMAL IS TO BE HUMAN, TO BE AFRAID OF BEING HUMAN IS NOT NORMAL."

"WORRY IS AS USELESS AS SAWING SAWDUST."

"THE MAN ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN DIDN'T JUST FALL THERE."

"KEEP SMILING IT MAKES PEOPLE WONDER."

"EXIST... LIVE /// TOUCH... FEEL /// LOOK... OBSERVE  /// READ... ABSORB /// HEAR... LISTEN"  


 

LOVE SAYINGS
 
YOUR LOVE LIFTS ME UP.

LOVE IS EVERLASTING

"LOVE IS SOUGHT BY MANY AND HELD DEAR BY FEW"

"I LOVE COUNTRY"

"LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH."

"FAITH, HOPE, LOVE"

"LOVE IS SPOKEN HERE."

"LOVE DOES NO WRONG TO ANYONE. THAT'S WHY IT FULLY SATISFIES ALL OF GOD'S REQUIREMENTS. IT IS THE ONLY LAW YOU NEED. ROM.13:10

MEN SAYINGS
 
"I LIKE A MAN TO ACT LIKE A MAN... STRONG AND CHILDISH.

"GIVE A MAN AN INCH .... HE THINKS HE'S A RULER."

"YOU CAN TELL THE MEN FROM THE BOYS BY THE PRICE OF THEIR TOYS"  
 
 
 
MOTHER SAYINGS
 
IF MOM AIN'T HAPPY AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY.

"MOM'S RULES: #1.MOM'S ALWAYS RIGHT, #2.SEE RULE #1"

"IF HOUSEWIVES WERE MEANT TO STAY HOME ...WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THE CAR."

"MOM'S MOOD METER    OK - GREAT -  WATCH OUT"

"MOM YOUR THE RAINBOW IN OUR LIVES"

"MOTHERS ARE FOR LOVING"

"'M' IS FOR MOTHER... NOT MAID"  
 
 
 
PIG SAYINGS
 
 "IT'LL ALL MAKE SENSE...  WHEN PIGS FLY."  
 
 
 
QUILTING SAYINGS
  
"I LOVE OLD QUILTS"

"I LOVE QUILTS"

"IF YOU SLEEP UNDER A QUILT… YOU SLEEP UNDER A BLANKET OF LOVE."

QUILTING FOREVER, HOUSEWORK NEVER.
 
  
 
RELIGIOUS SAYINGS
 
"IF YOU ARE GOD'S GOLD .. EXPECT THE HEAT FROM TIME TO TIME."

"BE STILL AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD."

"BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD.     PS 46:10"  

"BLESS THIS HOME AND ALL WHO ENTER"  
 
 
 
SHEEP SAYINGS
 
"EWE'S NOT FAT EWE'S FLUFFY"

"EWE ARE MY SUNSHINE."  
 
 
 
SHOPPING  SAYINGS
  
"WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH THE TOUGH GO SHOPPING."

"BORN TO SHOP"  
 
 
 
 
SAYINGS FOR  GREENWOOD COUNTRY GIFTWARE SIGNS
 
BECAUSE NICE MATTERS

WELCOME BACK TO NATURE

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS

LIVE (EACH DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST)   LAUGH ( UNTIL IT HURTS)  LOVE (WITH ALL YOUR HEART SOUL AND MIGHT)

WISHES WON'T WASH THE DISHES!

CAUTION: MOOSE CROSSING

HOMESPUN

OLD HOMESTEAD

PRECIOUS LIVES HERE!

QUITYERBELLYACHING!

THE MOOSE LODGE

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE THE LODGE

SUNRISE BAKERY

BLUEBIRD LAUNDRY SERVICE

THE JOY OF THE LORD IS MY STRENGTH

SEE THE POSSIBILITIES

SIT RELAX GOSSIP

 
  
SISTER SAYINGS

 "SISTERS ARE A SPECIAL GIFT."

"MORE THEN A FRIEND, MY SISTER"  
 
 
 
TEACHER  SAYINGS
 
"THREE GOOD REASON FOR TEACHING:  JUNE JULY AUG"

"TEACHER'S BUSY TAKE A NUMBER   1  2  3

"I WILL NOT PUSH, NOR SHOVE, NOR FIGHT... BECAUSE I AM THE TEACHER"

"2 TEACH... IS 2 TOUCH LIVES...4 EVER"

"TEACHING IS A CLASS ACT."

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS… THANK A TEACHER."

"WARNING: TEENAGE ZONE. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"

 
 
 WOMEN SAYINGS
 
"I LIKE MY WOMEN, LIKE A GOOD STEW... HOT AND WHOLESOME."

"PMS & A HANDGUN....ANY QUESTIONS?"

"A WOMAN'S PLACE IS ON TOP"  
 
 
 
WORK SAYINGS
 
"ALL WORK AND NO PAY MAKES A HOUSEWIFE."

"POWER MEANS NOT HAVING TO RESPOND."

"I'M NOT DEAF. I'M IGNORING YOU."

"PLEASE FILE ALL COMPLAINTS WITH THE WAR DEPT."